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Due to the support for this blog, we have now raised $62ish, all of which will go towards the Chordoma Foundation. Thank you.

Due to the support for this blog, we have now raised $62ish, all of which will go towards the Chordoma Foundation. Thank you.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Pray to the marks god. Results guranteed!
So I have noticed there are a lot of Asian people around and that a lot of Asian people care very much about their grades in school. This must mean that there are a large group of people praying about getting good grades(Now I must admit that I was one of these people for a short period of time, although since I wasn't officially a believer of any one religion I kind of sent out a hail Mary prayer to all the gods, thinking that one of them would help out a little Asian boy in trouble). Now praying doesn't make much sense to me since gods should have other more important things to do than to make one individual get a good grade on some exam. So I have created a religion based on the belief in the marks god (Before you say how stupid this idea is, let me just say that it makes a hell of a lot more sense than Scientology). So like any other god, the marks god is not a physical being but rather the essence of perfection that we all aspire to. Unlike the other religions, this does not promise glory in the after life but rather glory in the present life which seems a heck of a lot more tangible. By now you must be wondering, "How do you ensure glory in the present life?" Well, like any god you must pray to the marks god, which is quite simple in this case since you may also know it as studying. For those of you who are thinking this is a load of BS, I invite you to piss off the marks god by not studying and see where that gets you.
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