Wednesday, February 25, 2009

More lame science jokes

quote: "What element describes the actions of a good doctor? Curium. Or how about Helium."

quote: "What elements describe the actions of a bad doctor? Barium"

quote: "What element describes the actions of a cowboy? Europium."

quote: "What element describes what a poker player does with his cards? Palladium."

quote: "Why did Le Chatelier's chicken cross the road? There were too few chickens on the other side."

quote: "Notice that the alkyl substituents are on C2 and C4, not C3PO."

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