Lame jokes made by my chem teacher (she admitted it so this is not mean)

quote: "How many atoms are in guacamole? Avocado's number."

quote: "Don't worry, I will continue to punish you with puns for the rest of the semester."

quote: "A neutron walked into a bar and got a drink. When he asked the bartender how much it cost, the bartender replied "For you, no charge.""

quote: "2s electrons and 2p electrons are all valence electrons. I don't mean valence as in what you do to cover a window or a city in Spain. Valencia is a city in Spain."

quote: "Organic chemistry is very important to the pharmaceutical industry. You may have taken Aspirin or Tylenol before." She points to the screen. "Of course, you are probably too young to have taken the little blue pill (viagra)"

quote: "Chocolate is like cocaine for dogs" She said this in all seriousness but it got the biggest laughs.

quote: "My best classes are when I hear groans coming from my students."

The following needs you to visualize the situation. She takes a methane molecule model and places it in front of her face. She then proceeds to place the model on her forehead and says. "Methane, apply directly to the forehead."

quote: "Success tip number 1, laugh at my jokes"

In all seriousness, she seems pretty enthusiastic in her teaching methods. I will update you with new jokes as they come up. By the way, all the above came from the first lecture.