It's a Cat lick Cat world. Don't get licked!

You may be wondering what the hell that title means. I'll elaborate.
1. As most of you know, cat's are lazy (I would know since I have a cat)
2. Cat's lick themselves (displaying their crazy flexibility in the process) to clean their fur and to build up an arsenal of massive hairballs that they can then unlease on their unsuspecting owner
3. How lazy does a cat have to be to let another cat lick it?
4. Don't be that cat

Basically, I am saying that you shouldn't be lazy. You see, laziness has literally decreased all of our university grades compared to highschool. Do you know why? It's because our teachers have become lazier. Since they don't want to mark so many exams, they make fewer exams with fewer questions worth more marks. Thus if you make a stupid little mistake, that is worth a lot more than it would be in highschool. And there is also that thing about research and how our professors spend half of their time doing that. Do you know those Sprint commercials about how the world would look if it were run by construction workers or postal workers? Well university would be like that if they replaced our professors with highschool teachers. I am aware of a couple of teaching machines from highschool that would be able to mark hundreds of exams for the very next day. It is possible. Well what would happen to the university professors? Well, they can go teach middle school when education doesn't matter as much and where they can do all the research they want during recess and all those "teacher meetings".