Things I think in the heat

1. Maybe the constant heat wave would be good motivation for some people to cut down on green house emmissions. Nothing like unbearable heat for an extended period of time to really impress upon people the validity of global warming. Then again, people might just wait out the heat by blasting their airconditioner to max where ever they are.

2. Mighty good time for a solar eclipse, eh? Those lucky Asian bastards.

3. Someone should invent some device to keep your car cool while it's outside in the sun (those infommercial ones don't count).

4. If I were a plant right now, all would be well. Light reactions, anyone?

5. It's hard to think in the heat (notice how my thoughts are getting shorter)

6. How does my cat survive with a fur coat on all the time? Maybe I should trim it down.

That's not my cat by the way. I wouldn't be that cruel.

7. Someone should make a cold treat that doesn't make you feel guilty when you eat it in large quantities (I don't care so much about becoming fat as say becoming unhealthy which can happen to anyone)

8. I saw some bikers in white spandex (or some other type of skin tight clothing) riding along the highway. They sure are lucky their sponsers decided to go with a white as opposed to a black jersey.

9. Manufacturers of solar panels must be cursing under their breath on days like these. Not enough sunny days in Vancouver to warrant the installation? Here are your @#$%^&$* sunny days. Go shove it up your $#@%&.